- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Pianos.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What's red and can sing? Elmo

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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