- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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