What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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And you honored it I see :P

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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