What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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A van drives into a car.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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