Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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