hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Terraria

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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