- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?