- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the fish say after he

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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