How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Women's rights

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