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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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