- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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