How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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