What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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