A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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