- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Diarrhea

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A women in the kitchen.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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