Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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