- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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