Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Your sex life.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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