Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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