- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How you know when dislextic

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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