How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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