How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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