Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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