- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

nothing

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

knock,knock you suck

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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