How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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