A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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( . Y . )

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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copy me and i will kill you

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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