What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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