What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Your mom went to college

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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