Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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salad days!

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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