What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

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