Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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This is funny.

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Immigration Laws

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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