Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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