- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A black man has a job.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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