How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

I like school Said no one ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

There's my tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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