What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Your sex life.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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