Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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