- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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