why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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