One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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