- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody will die

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

you know whats not funny white boards.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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