"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why did the man die? he was shot

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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