- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

here's a joke... the american education society

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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