Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

all the kids had fun

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Ebola

u know whats a crime? rape

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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