- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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