- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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