- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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