A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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360 NO SCOPE

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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autistic kids rock

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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