- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Immigration Laws

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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