- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

4 hours later.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

No it doesnt..

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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