- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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