- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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