- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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