- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Obama lin Baden.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

A black person dies.

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