- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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