- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Anti Jokes = Drained

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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