What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Jebron Lames.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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