- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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