- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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