What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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