What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Sarah Palin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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