- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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