- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Knock Knock. Shut up.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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