Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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