What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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