If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

bite me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

The chickens have become self-aware!

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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