- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Death by kayak

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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