- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Everybody will die

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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