- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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